It's a Guy Thing

Curious Cosplayer

with FHM USA March 2022 Cover Star Louise Bordeaux / @technicallylooloo

Photography by Bruce Colero

Such an absolute honor to have you on FHM! What are the plans this year for you? Thank you for having me on your cover. I am so honored to be here. Those who may recognize me may know me from the streaming platform, Twitch or from Naked News as the Naked Nerd. The entire time I have been in this industry it has been during the pandemic so this year I’m hoping to expand and go to real-life events such as Comicon and Twitchcon. I also hope that I will be able to collaborate with more streamers and models as that is something I’ve wanted to do for such a long time now. Another magazine cover or two wouldn’t hurt either.

What are you most looking forward to this year? I am definitely looking forward to conventions the most because I love doing hot cosplays and meeting fellow nerds. It’s also a nice and safe environment to meet fans from Twitch and Naked Nerd so if you are a fan never be afraid to come up and say hi! I’m also looking forward to watching the development and growth of my new project called “The Bikini Report.” It is a Tiktok and YouTube account that I created to help advertise Naked News but also to help spread awareness on world events to audiences that may have not been interested in the news before. We have such an amazing team of writers, editors, and sexy news anchors who have made this passion project of mine turn into a reality, and I am incredibly thankful.

Top 3 best moments of your career? The first would definitely be how this all started, getting hired as a full-time Naked- News anchor and being able to produce my own segments on the show which have been such an amazing creative outlet for me and has really helped me grow as a model and content creator. 2. Achieving partner status on Twitch as a female gamer. There are a lot of stereotypes around women not being able to be “real gamers”, but I have definitely proved people wrong. Getting that status took a whole year of perseverance and three very harsh rejections; however, it has been more than worth the effort as I have gained an amazingly inclusive and understanding community that truly supports me, and I know I could not have gotten this far without them. 3. Having my first magazine covers published this year… though FHM is not my very first cover, it was definitely my favorite because I got to work with such an amazing team and again, got to use this opportunity as a creative outlet to show the world what I am all about.

What would you say is your signature look? In my day-to-day life, I would definitely say I’m the hot librarian type. Though you don’t see it in my photos I am always in glasses; I wouldn’t be able to function without them. Some of my fans have nicknamed me “specs-appeal” for this very reason. On my twitch stream, I definitely sport the E-Girl fantasy look with my clothing, makeup, and overall setup. Both looks are fun, and I love to change things up.

What is the fastest way to get a smile on your face? I am someone who really loves to hear about other people’s passions. Even if it is something I know nothing about, I love it when people are passionate; it’s actually the most attractive quality someone can have in my personal opinion.

What are some of your favorite outdoor activities? If I’m being honest, I’m actually not much of an outdoorsy person but when I am outside, I absolutely love the beach or anything to do with water. In Toronto, there is a nude beach, and it is the best because swimming naked is the most freeing feeling in the world and it just feels so natural to me My favorite beach is in Montego Bay, Jamaica; unfortunately, it is not nude though.

3 ultimate deal-breakers when it comes to men? With the nature of my work, it would be absolutely impossible for me to date someone who is jealous or insecure. I know that a lot of men love the idea of dating a model but would actually hate the male attention I get that is outside of them so I need someone who will trust me and the relationship 100%. Dating someone in my industry is a lot easier in theory than in practice. 2. Another deal-breaker would be someone who does not have a sense of humor. I love to laugh with a lover and for them to make me laugh. I’ve been in one relationship before where the sense of humor did not match mine and my mind started to wander away quite quickly. 3. This last one is kind of weird, but I could not date someone who doesn’t like or could not live with cats. I am the definition of a crazy cat lady and have three amazing kitties named BingBong, Ball, and Bunsen. I’ve had cats all my life and can’t ever see myself without having AT LEAST one cat.

Never have I ever…? Traveled to Asia! I was actually planning to travel to Japan but then the pandemic hit. Japan is the location and origin of many of my favorite movies, games, etc and I would love to visit there as much of the nerd culture was very much born in Japan. I would love to go to places like Nintendo world and Gibili Studios. Japan also has a very interesting erotic scene which includes host clubs, maid cafes, and their infamous love hotels which I think would be great for interesting photoshoots and a fun place to stay with a lover.

Top 3 myth busters when it comes to models? Modeling is easy … this is not the case whatsoever, in order to be a successful model, there are a lot of things you have to practice such as knowing your angles, knowing how to position yourself and what faces to make. As a model, you often have to be prepared for full 8–12-hour days depending on the type of shoot, and you have to be flexible mentally (but also physically) 2. All models are stuck up/ full of themselves… Though this is true for SOME models, the majority of people I hang out with are not like this. Most of the models I know are very caring people who do not only think about themselves, in fact, I find the models that do act stuck up are ones that don’t do as well because people do not want to work or collaborate with them. It is my best advice that people try to stay humble in this industry. 3. All models are dumb bimbos … Again this is one that I hear a lot and again find to be the opposite of the truth. The models that I look up to the most are so incredibly smart whether it is streetwise or academically, some even have master’s Degrees (not to say you can only be smart if you have post-secondary education). I certainly do not consider myself to be dumb, in fact, it is a goal of mine to be constantly learning; right now, I am spending a lot of my free time learning about marketing, media analytics, and algorithm systems.

Where can our readers catch up with you and stay updated with your work? I have pretty much every social media you can think of… on Twitter, I’m @louisebordeauxx, on Instagram and TikTok I am technicallylooloo, and on Twitch you can find me live at louisebordeaux. If you want to talk to me one-on-one and see more personal galleries and videos, you can sign up to my fan site at

We are so happy to have gotten to know you a little bit! Any last words out there for our readers? Thank you so much for having me on the cover of your magazine. This has been an absolute delight and I invite anyone who enjoyed my photos or interviews to come join my ever-growing community. You will be welcomed with open arms, and I can’t wait to meet you.